Friday, January 26, 2007

A Paler Shade of Fire

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***BREAKING*** *** Web Only Exclusive*** ***BREAKING***

By KIRBY ALTHOUSE, Associated Press Writer

PALO ALTO - Cyber-researchers at the Hoover Institution on Massively Redundant Sucking and Blowing confirmed the discovery of an Internet White Hole in a rarely visited corner of the blogosphere. Long postulated, but never previously observed, researchers traced the source of the White Hole via Internet tubes to a much more significant Internet Black Hole that had developed several weeks prior (see comment #287 here.)

Experts puzzled over the interesting transformations that the content being emitted from the White Hole had undergone. While certain images and in-jokes were unchanged, other content was not: danger had become harmlessness; hockey, golf; French, American; and 2001: A Space Odyssey emerged as Star Wars. Other key elements and content appeared to be missing altogether. A pair of shoes was found as well.

The significant mismatch in size and information content between the two suggests that the connections between them have split and fused repeatedly, and that this particular White Hole probably represents a mere fraction of the total energy consumed in the Black Hole. This led some to predict that other White Holes might pop up elsewhere on the Internet in the near future.

The discovery caused a ripple of excitement among some of the giants of Internet lore. When some Pseudonymous guy who sounded like indigenous people who had been portrayed in Earth Island Jo heard of the development, his face, at first just ghostly, turned a whiter shade of pale, and he skated off without comment. An earthtone clad Al Gore, however, greeted the news warmly. “Hot damn”, he sighed, “This is the kind of thing we were looking for back at the start. Now we’re cooking with gas!” Internet tubemeister Ted Stevens (R-Dementia) responded by rushing an emergency Appropriations Bill to the floor of the Senate to fund construction of several hundred bridges to locations in his home state where new White Holes might or might not appear.

There is a very loud amusement park right in front of my present lodgings.

13 comments:

Oaktown Girl said...

JP - glad to see your post.

Thanks for your help for the Windows live writer. I was able to get it all downloaded, but now I can't hook it up to this here blog. I'm trying, but I get an error message: remote server (401) Unauthorized.

When it asks for the blog url, I don't know if it wants the home page or the sign in page where we would compose a post. I've tried both. Help! I'm getting so frustrated.

By the way, nice tags for your post. I don't know if I can add to the pointless recursion list, but I'm sure I can come up with a non-sequitur or two...if y'all can help me get my damn live writer hooked up to the blog machine.

JP Stormcrow said...

I can give better info later, when I am at my home machine, but as I recall it is the home page. And other than double checking Google account and password do ont have anything more. (But may have in 2-3 hours.)

The Constructivist said...

This is what we in the biz call a "meta-epic simile." Hmmm, sounds like a nice label. Be right back.

Oaktown Girl said...

Thanks JP -
my login seems fine. I don't know what gives. May take a phone consult - my dime.
I'll email you.

TC - thanks. I don't think I can make a post for the "pointless recursion" category, but "meta-epic similes" are right in my wheel house! (If I can get the windows live writer going and don't kill someone and end up in jail).

Oaktown Girl said...

JP -
I think I did it - got the Live Writer hooked up. The problem seems to have been with the new Blogger format. I thought I was all transferred over to the the "New Blogger" because I had a Google acct. and was able to sign in to this blog, but apparently since my google acct. was pre-existing, I had to go thru the transfer process.

Anyway, it appears to be hooked up now. (Why does this stuff have to be so difficult?)

I'm sure the threat of a phone consult from the Great JP Stormcrow is was did the trick. Praise Astaroth!

peter ramus said...

JP, I do loves me some mis en abyme. Great post!

(Over the past few days I've discovered by trial and error error error that my ancient operating system/browser combo (Mac OS9 and Netscape 7.02) doesn't satisfy Blogger's minimum requirements for posting stuff here at Mostly Harmless. Ah, well. I'll keep loking in. Cheers, all)

The Constructivist said...

Peter, feel free to email me anything you want posted here until you get that straightened out.

Oaktown Girl said...

TC - I was just going to say the same thing: Peter, please email me something and I'll post it. I need the practice, but mostly we'd love to hear from you!

JP Stormcrow said...

JP, I do loves me some mis en abyme
Gee, if I actually knew what that meant I might post something like:

   jp stormcrow said...

   JP, I do loves me some mis en abyme
   Gee, if I actually knew what that meant I might post    something like:

         jp stormcrow said...
         JP, I do loves me some mis en abyme
         Gee, if I actually knew what that meant I might          post something like:
            ...
            ...

         January 29, 2007 1:10 AM
   January 29, 2007 1:12 AM

Google be being your friend when you need to demonstrate some quick faux online eruditeness.

peter ramus said...

Truth be told, JP, on reading your post I had to fall back into Le Blogue's archives to remind myself of whatever the hell it was Michael had called the artful replication of frame within frame within frame, although a couple days ago, channel surfing, I caught a scene from Hoffa in which Danny DeVito was shown receding into the infinitessimal distances of some bathroom mirrors and briefly thought to myself, "Hey, what's the name for that, word starting with an "a" that looks mispelled…?" but got distracted both by thinking about Orson Welles stalking past the mirrors in Citizen Kane and by my wife saying, "Hey, I was watching Animal Planet," before I could successfully resolve the issue.

Oaktown Girl said...

*Whew!*

I'm relieved to know I wasn't the only one not familiar with the phrase mis en abyme!

JP Stormcrow said...

Spellings mis, various.

had to fall back into Le Blogue's archives ...
...
"Hey, what's the name for that, word starting with an "a" that looks mispelled…?"


Had forgotten(/never even registered in the first place) about that one. And in looking that one up, it seems to be mise en abyme, the correct spelling yielding about 266,000 Google returns & a Wikipedia entry vs. ~600 meager ones with just "mis". And then it also appears that a variant is mise en abîme.

(And it certainly is not my intent to qibble with/highlight a typo/misspelling given the rate of same in my web writings. I was just taken by the "looks misspelled" describing a misspelling - it was kind of a thing contained in itself, gee there should be a word for it. And of course Peter, you do get to claim intentionality - in which case - well-played.)

The Constructivist said...

JPS, true story: when my dad thought my younger bro and I were old enough to see 2001, he found out a neighborhood theater was showing it, so he took us. The projector broke about 15 minutes into it!