The Blogoramaville Times
from intertubes reports
Citing widespread criticism of his language, Vice President Dick Cheney announced that he was firing himself from the Bush administration late last night. Early the next morning, after having left the Republican Party to join the We Are All Giant Nuclear Fireball Now Party, he announced that he had rehired himself.
"I'm not leaving the Republican Party," he stated. "The Party has left me. That's why I joined the WAAGNFNP."
WAAGNFNP spokespeople declined to respond to repeated requests for reactions.