Showing posts with label cheap sentiment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheap sentiment. Show all posts

Thursday, August 8, 2024

Rooting for Mariajo Uribe at the Olympics

It's hard to believe the Paris Olympics will mark the end of Mariajo Uribe's professional golf career.  In honor of her opening 70, here are a couple of classic posts that explain why she means so much to the Constructivist family, why I'm rooting for her to medal this week, and why, even if she doesn't, she still wins the Mostly Harmless Golfer Gold Medal from onechan (now 20) and imoto (now 18).


Sunday, August 29, 2010

Not Golf


But it could be, because there's an over the water driving range just to the right of where we're looking.

Monday, August 3, 2009

Nice Sunday

I don't say this often enough: thanks, mom and dad. My mom virtually ran a mini-day care yesterday, as onechan's best friend in Clinton, who lives next door to my parents, came over to play all of a rainy morning and most of a sometimes-only-cloudy afternoon with imoto and her, while my dad and I got 13 holes in at a course I used to practice on in my college golf days before we were rained out. And my dad solved my problems with my short irons and wedges with a single phrase. Yeah, I still made a few bad swings, had accuracy and distance control issues on my approach shots, and except for two circus putts couldn't get anything to drop, but I was hitting the vast majority of my shots pure, hitting a million fairways and more greens than usual, and keeping it together with only 4 bogeys and a birdie on a course that was playing long and in a light rain for half the holes we played. Heck, I even played a stretch of 5 holes in 1-under and our last 7 in E (after screwing up the easier opening holes), so who knows what I could have done over the last 5? My dad's game has changed remarkably little, even after 2 rounds of prostate cancer treatment almost a decade apart. He still obsesses over equipment, hits fairways like clockwork no matter which driver he's using that day, has the meanest wedge game in the family, and may even be capable of benefitting from the putting lesson I gave him (after the round, of course!).

As it turned out, we were forced off the course in plenty of time to get ready to watch the Women's British Open coverage on ABC. Sure, imoto and then onechan saved her meltdown for my return, but they got back to having a blast with their friend relatively quickly, and even paid some attention to what was happening at Royal Lytham. Onechan and I both had to deal with some pretty big disappointments--her players Karrie Webb and Paula Creamer and mine Ai Miyazato simply couldn't match Catriona Matthew's magical putter down the stretch and, except for Karrie, suffered through late links golf implosions. But nobody can take being in contention in a major away from them and they're going to learn a lot from the experience. Until Matthew made those 3 birdies in a row from all over the course, it really was anyone's tournament. Getting to watch this with my parents and girls was truly special. Yeah, I didn't get to keep the Futures Tour ladies company in the rain at Syracuse, but it was pretty cool to complain with my mom about how long it took before ABC showed us a leaderboard at the start of their coverage (8 minutes!!) and to see how excited she was for Paula, Ai-sama, and the two Solheim Cup US picks, Juli Inkster and Michelle Wie. And it was fun trying to wake my dad up for the key shots down the stretch.

Plus we got to see Tiger get win #69, take a walk down to the college to see how much had changed since the last time I had been there (a lot!), and almost have a movie night (until Night at the Museum freaked onechan out too much; imoto, of course, was unfazed, but found the Clifford episodes my mom had taped an acceptable substitute). All in all, a nice Sunday. Thanks, mom and dad!

(Next on the Onechan & Imoto Upstate NY Tour: hanging with their best friend in Rochester, Alter Ego's 3-year-old, and catching up with the Full Metal Archivist when she gets off work in Buffalo!)

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Before there was J-pop . . .

I remember this song from my youth:



It's the first (and only) Japanese-language song to be a hit in America.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Have a Very Ojamajo Doremi Christmas

I mean, QSMS!









Special bonus: one of the Ojamajo Doremi Christmas episodes!



With friends like these, who needs Pretty Cure, right?

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Happy Birthday, Onechan!

It's great to be 5!



Here are some happy birthday wishes from your favorite characters.

Onpu:



Doremi:



Plus a little Yes! Ojamajo Doremi 5:

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Berube's Back and There's Gonna Be Some Trouble (Hey La, Hey La)

Was it only 21 months ago (or so) that Michael Berube retired from blogging? That I wrote this tribute to his unauthorized mock-political party? That I instituted BerubeWatch to track his inevitable return?

Well, hang onto your hats, true believers. Berube's back!

For those who might be tempted to dig through the Mostly Harmless archives and figure out when this pop culture blog became a golf blog, I'll save you some time. You see, the seeds of MH's golfaramamania were, uh, seeded in comments over at Berube's old place. Whenever he'd take a break from his hockey blogging and golf blog, I'd always ask him, "what about the LPGA?" Eventually I figured I'd better fill that void myself. Might have been that time my prediction turned out to be right--and his? Well, not so much.

So, yeah, Michael Berube is to blame for the golf blogging I inflict on less than a hundred people a day. Putting aside the fact that that's a bigger and more regular readership than I ever got for obscure in-jokes and political satires, the only fitting punishment for him is for you to become a regular at his blog and leave him many many comments.

[Update 1 (10/3/08, 12:12 am): Yeesh, not only am I way late with this "news," now I find out I'm not even original with my title.]

[Update 2 (4:24 am): Aaargh, and I forgot to mention that Berube's bloggy return means that Annika Sorenstam will be back on the LPGA in 2011.]

Monday, June 30, 2008

Mostly Harmless Milestones

Amazing how time flies when you're having fun! Yesterday's post was our 700th and late that evening we got our 25,000th visit to the site. This is also our first month we broke 2500 visits and 4500 page views. I guess it helps having 2 LPGA majors in a month, eh?

Thursday, June 5, 2008

LPGA Championship Backstory: Se Ri Pak and Mi Hyun Kim (plus Amy Yang news)

Reason #54 to be checking out the discussion boards over at Seoul Sisters: great stories!

Check out the cross-stitch a Se Ri-super-fan's mother-in-law made for him and his wife to give to Pak. You won't regret the click!

Special bonus in this week's tournament thread: pics of Mi Hyun Kim with her fiance, South Korean judo gold medalist Won Hee Lee, during the practice round. Talk about a cute--and tough--couple!

Seoul Sisters gets some hard news scoops, as well. Guess who just cleared her LET schedule through mid-July? Yup, Amy Yang, who just followed up her runner-up to Suzann Pettersen 2 weeks ago in Switzerland with a win of her own in Germany--her 1st as a professional and 2nd on the LET--and promptly donated the entire check to earthquake relief in China. Smart move for Yang to strike while the iron(s) is (are) hot, try to qualify for the U.S. Women's Open, and maybe make enough LPGA top 10s to pull a Na On Min/Eun-Hee Ji (get your card for the next season through great play in relatively few LPGA events this season).

Who knows, if Yang plays well enough in the LPGA's European swing to get back on top of the LET money list, she could give herself the ultimate tough choice: try to stay atop the LET or qualify for the LPGA's late fall unofficial playoff series? Actually, given how thin the LPGA's August and September are, event-wise, she could try for both: she could stay in Europe for Annika's LET event after the Evian Masters and Women's British Open, assess her position on both money lists and either be a jet-setter for a couple of months and play as many of the 6 LET and 4 LPGA events as possible or commit to one tour, then join the LPGA's Asian swing, stay for the LET's Korea event, play the ADT Championship (if she qualifies), and end her season with the 2 LET events in December.

Sounds tiring, but she's young and the rewards are potentially huge, including cards on both tours and exemptions to majors in 2009.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Who to Root for This Week?

Well, first and always Moira Dunn and Ai Miyazato and Seon Hwa Lee. They're the ones who can make my week miserable or joyous (or both). Then the players I really like and respect the most: Annika Sorenstam, Se Ri Pak, Mi Hyun Kim (when she's in the field), Jeong Jang, Hee-Won Han, Lorena Ochoa, Stacy Prammanasudh, Paula Creamer, Jee Young Lee, Morgan Pressel, In-Kyung Kim, Angela Park, Jane Park, Momoko Ueda, Na-Yeon Choi, and Ya Ni Tseng (and Ji-Yai Shin once she comes over full-time from the KLPGA). Then New Yorkers like Laura Diaz, Meaghan Francella, and Danielle Downey.

Yeah, that's a lot. And actually I wish almost everyone on tour well, even ones I'm not personally all that high on. One nice effect of golf blogging is it's exposed me to a much wider range of players than I would otherwise have paid attention to. Oh, and it's given me a much better sense of the ups and downs in even the most successful careers. Which is to say I even hold out hope for Grace Park, Jennifer Rosales, and Michelle Wie, would love to see a Candie Kung comeback, and am an automatic fan of every mom on tour....

But you know what? This week I'm rooting for Sakura Yokomine to win so she can join Ai-chan and Momo-chan full-time on the LPGA. Check out Amaebirah's 2/20/08 posting here for a couple of clues why. Maybe it's the effect of watching all 12 episodes of Hottie Paradise (ok, For You in Full Bloom, actually) with the Full Metal Archivist this past month, but it just makes me happy to see Ai-chan smiling. Yeesh, that's sappy, even for me--but it's true! Fandom is weird.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Congratulations, 15,000th Visitor!

You win, uh, hmmm...shall we say, an original signed picture by onechan?

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Gambare, Ai-chan!

Ai Miyazato birdied the par-4 18th at the Royal Pines Resort to pull into a tie for 13th at -5, 3 shots behind ANZ Ladies Masters co-leaders Karrie Webb, Hyun Ju Shin, and Tamie Durdin. In her first rounds of competitive golf since the ADT Championship in mid-November, Ai-chan has gotten off to slow starts, missing a lot of fairways early, but has come back with solid approach shots and fantastic putting. If she can improve her driving accuracy, stay out of the sand (she's only 1 of 4 in sand saves so far), and take better advantage of the par 5s Sunday (she's only birdied 1 and had to save par on a couple), she has a chance to keep pace with KLPGA superstar Ji-Yai Shin and LET legend Laura Davies (also at -5), pick up ground on bounce-back Class of '06ers Louise Stahle and Virada Nirapathpongporn (who missed the cut badly last week but stand at -6 now), and maybe even catch the much-heralded LPGA rookie Ya Ni Tseng (-7). Whether Ai-chan has it in her this early in the season to contend for the win on the back 9 tomorrow is an open question, but a top 10 is a strong possibility and a top 5 is not out of the question.

OK, that's the fan in me talking. Here are some stats that throw a little cold water on my optimism. Back in her rookie year, Ai-chan averaged 253 yards off the tee and hit over 75% of her fairways. Last year, as a result of a relatively minor leg injury sustained while duelling with Seon Hwa Lee in the final round of the HSBC Women's World Match Play Championship and the resulting problems with her swing and her confidence for the rest of the season, those numbers plunged to 240 yards and 62%. Even hitting her 3-wood almost exclusively off the tee by the end of the 2007 season, that is, she was still missing lots of fairways, often badly, with the obvious effects on her ability to hit greens and get birdie chances (note how her GIR and PPGIR rank fell from 28th/16th to 122nd/30th and her absolute number of birdies declined). What makes me think she's not yet all the way back is that her driving stats resemble 2007's more than 2006's: through two rounds, she was averaging roughly 235 yards off the tee and hitting only about 54% of her fairways.

There will be something like 20 golfers at -5 or better by the end of Saturday's round. So I'll be happy with a top 20 from Ai-chan, excited by a top 10, ecstatic at a top 3, and astounded at a win. There's a lot that's going to have to fall into place for her have a chance to contend when most likely she's still not pulling the driver out of the bag all that often. I'm hoping that Hound Dog or the other Seoul Sisters tournament trackers can watch the Golf Channel coverage and let me know if my educated guesses about Ai-chan's game are on target. The day when we'll be able to afford cable tv is looking more and more distant!

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Happy Blogiversary, Mostly Harmless

If I was really together, I'd put together a Hitchhiker's Guide to Mostly Harmless, but since I'm in full-blown pre-semester panic mode, I'll just have to note that our first post was a year ago today, Fukuoka time. The most I can do to honor this historic day is to pass along this public service message from Home Movies:

Monday, December 31, 2007

There's an article in the NYTimes today about virtual life for kids:

Some excerpts:
Worlds like Webkinz, where children care for stuffed animals that come to life, have become some of the Web’s fastest-growing businesses. More than six million unique visitors logged on to Webkinz in November, up 342 percent from November 2006, according to ComScore Media Metrix, a research firm.

Club Penguin, where members pay $5.95 a month to dress and groom penguin characters and play games with them, attracts seven times more traffic than Second Life. In one sign of the times, Electric Sheep, a software developer that helps companies market their brands in virtual worlds like Second Life and There.com, last week laid off 22 people, about a third of its staff.

By contrast, Disney last month introduced a “Pirates of the Caribbean” world aimed at children 10 and older, and it has worlds on the way for “Cars” and Tinker Bell, among others. Nickelodeon, already home to Neopets, is spending $100 million to develop a string of worlds. Coming soon from Warner Brothers Entertainment, part of Time Warner: a cluster of worlds based on its Looney Tunes, Hanna-Barbera and D. C. comics properties.

. . . .

But more is at stake than cultivating new revenue streams. For nearly 50 years, since the start of Saturday morning cartoons, the television set has served as the front door to the children’s entertainment business. A child encounters Mickey Mouse on the Disney Channel or Buzz Lightyear on a DVD and before long seeks out related merchandise and yearns to visit Walt Disney World.

Now the proliferation of broadband Internet access is forcing players to rethink the ways they reach young people. “Kids are starting to go to the Internet first,” Mr. Wadsworth said.

. . . .

The power of the virtual worlds business was shown recently when Vivendi announced a plan to buy Activision, a publisher of video games for consoles like the Sony PlayStation 3. Vivendi owns World of Warcraft, a virtual world for adults with more than nine million members and revenue of more than $1 billion.

Still, the long-term appetite for the youth-oriented sites is unclear. Fads have always whipsawed the children’s toy market, and Web sites are no different, analysts warn. Parents could tire of paying the fees, while intense competition threatens to undercut the novelty. There are now at least 10 virtual worlds that involve caring for virtual pets.

Privacy and safety are a growing concern, particularly as companies aim at younger children. Some virtual worlds are now meant to appeal to preschoolers, using pictures to control actions so that reading is not required.

So I'm thinking about a re-working of Lord of the Flies in which the main action takes place in an adult-free virtual world and the growing chaos there threatens to spread beyond that particular virtual world and take down the whole net. Until, that is, the Power Puff Girls come to the rescue.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

what superhero are YOU?

Your results:
You are Superman
























Superman
85%
Supergirl
65%
Green Lantern
65%
Robin
60%
Spider-Man
55%
Hulk
55%
Iron Man
50%
Batman
35%
Wonder Woman
35%
Catwoman
35%
The Flash
20%
You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz