So in the spirit of that kinder, gentler Antonin Scalia, I propose that the Supreme Court should make itself more accessible to every one, because I know that in their heart of hearts they want every vote to count and for no one to be deprived of their rights as citizens. I offer the following modest example of a streamlined application for justice.
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JUSTICE 'R' US
FORM 531:1046-EZ: APPLICATION FOR KWIK-STAY®
GUARANTEED ONE-DAY TURN AROUND!!
GUARANTEED ONE-DAY TURN AROUND!!
[insert your perceived harm here] does in my view threaten
irreparable harm to me, and to the country, by casting a cloud upon what
I claim to be the legitimacy of [insert your desired outcome
here].
[insert your name here]
Signature: __________________ Date:_______
Have a nice day!
Special two-for-one Bonus offer: Get a free Writ of Certiorari if you are the Republican Presidential Candidate!
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2 comments:
The trouble comes from trying to figure out which of the many faces of Antonin you are going to have to face? Sometimes you get a originalist states righter, and sometimes you get an interpretive contemporarian willing to twist straight forward clauses into gobbity-gook in order to help his corporate friends.
The trouble comes from trying to figure out which of the many faces of Antonin you are going to have to face?
I think the key is to ask 'cui bono?'.
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