"Onechan, oh Onechan, where are you Onechan?'
"I'm in here."
"In the hole?"
"Yes, I'm looking for the little worm."
"Little worm?"
"Yeah, the one in Daddy's computer."
"Oh. What about your umbrella?"
"I'm looking for it too. The worm took it."
"The worm took it? Where?"
"To Kansas."
"Does the hole go to Kansas?'
"ALL holes go to Kansas, Gojira. Didn't you know that?"
"No I didn't. Thanks for telling me that."
"Because that's where Prof. Utonium comes from."
"Oh."
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Onechan's at yochien now, but I'm sure she'll be thanking Uncle Bill for this installment when we both get home this afternoon!
In the meantime, adults may want to read these embarrassing kid stories! Kids could read them, too, but then they'd get ideas.
onechan (who enjoyed the story and laughed at several points): yan! (from My Melody, all purpose sound for onechan, not dismay or frustration as it is for My Melo)
me: what do you say to Uncle Bill for telling you such a nice story?
o: yan!
me: I mean, when somebody does something nice for you, what do you say?
o: yanny! I'm a yanny girl!
Yanni, Isn't he a New Age musician? Is Onechan a New Age kinda' girl?
Not yet--and hopefully not ever!
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