Stop Me Before I Comment Again

OK, so let's face it, Mostly Harmless's Take Your Blog to the Course carnival isn't nearly as entertaining as Blog Like It's the End of the World: The Global Zombie Uprising, much less the Star Wars's 30th Anniversary Carnival or even our own Blogacalypse at the End of the Universe--and the U.S. Women's Open hasn't actually started yet, so what should I have expected?--but seriously, people, I will keep LPGA concern trolling and comment spamming you until you give in to the power of Pine Needles! You know who you are! Consider yourselves warned.