Just kidding! Got you for a second there, though, didn't I? Didn't the thought cross your mind, "That would be the coolest thing ever!"? Come on, admit it! Perhaps there's an alternate universe somewhere where this headline is true.
Seriously, though, this post is an attempt to call your attention to the new LPGA money list, latest LPGA Rolex Rankings, the final field for this week's LPGA event, and my new post at WAAGNFNP, which is about Subcomandante Marcos, William Greider, metaphors for global capitalism, and prospects for financial apocalypse in the U.S. (not to mention the fragmentary intellectual autobiography threaded through it). And there are sequels planned. Whee!