Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Ochoa Announces Engagement to Subcomandante Marcos, Pledges to Donate Future Winnings to WAAGNFNP and EZLN

Just kidding! Got you for a second there, though, didn't I? Didn't the thought cross your mind, "That would be the coolest thing ever!"? Come on, admit it! Perhaps there's an alternate universe somewhere where this headline is true.

Seriously, though, this post is an attempt to call your attention to the new LPGA money list, latest LPGA Rolex Rankings, the final field for this week's LPGA event, and my new post at WAAGNFNP, which is about Subcomandante Marcos, William Greider, metaphors for global capitalism, and prospects for financial apocalypse in the U.S. (not to mention the fragmentary intellectual autobiography threaded through it). And there are sequels planned. Whee!


Anonymous said...

Yes, i will admit that. Comandanta Lorena takes another victory in the LPGA championships and then buys yet another country club, turning it over to the service and wait staff, as an employee-run company.

The Constructivist said...

Don't forget the grounds crew!